OK, i’m going to be cheap and copy this very hilarious but spot on fwd email joke that Jules sent to me today.
A woman rubbed a bottle and out popped a genie.
The amazed woman asked if she got three wishes. The genie said, "Nope,
sorry, three-wish genies are a storybook myth. I'm a one-wish genie.
So... what'll it be?"
The woman did not hesitate. She said, "I want peace in the Middle
East.See this map? I want these countries to stop fighting with each
other And I want all the Arabs to love the Jews and Americans and
vice-versa. It will bring about world peace and harmony."
The genie looked at the map and exclaimed, "Lady, be reasonable. These
countries have been at war for thousands of years. I'm out of shape
after being in a bottle for five hundred years.. I'm good but not THAT
good! I don't think it can be done. Make another wish and please be
The woman thought for a minute and said, " Well, I've never been able to
find the right man. You know - one that's considerate and fun, romantic,
likes to cook and help with the house cleaning, is good in bed, and gets
along with my family, doesn't watch sports all the time, and is
faithful. That is what I wish for...a good man."
The genie let out a SIGH, rolled his eyes and said, "Let me see the
f***ing map again."